Okay, are you ready? Because here it comes!
Hey, everyone! Do you think the new Norwegian government is keeping its stick on the ice?
Ha! Oh, ha ha! See what I did there?
You don’t see, do you.
Because, okay, well, the new Norwegian government that just got elected – and that is, in fact, exactly the same as the old Norwegian government except one person no longer has a chair to sit on in the Big Important Room of Shouting At Each Other any more – is the Red Green Coalition.
And the ever-popular Canadian TV show that features duct tape and men doing comical things – on which Steve Smith always says, in his endlessly loveable way, “keep your stick on the ice” as quite literally nothing less than a hockey metaphor for life itself – is the Red Green Show.
My razor-sharp socio-political witticisms are just lost on you people.